My life in Rambles

It’s never too late to be great!


It’s never too late to be great!



Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream Sandwiches

Wut. o_O


mind. blown.

What if you wake up some day, and you’re 65, or 75, and you never got your memoir or novel written; or you didn’t go swimming in warm pools and oceans all those years because your thighs were jiggly and you had a nice big comfortable tummy; or you were just so strung out on perfectionism and people-pleasing that you forgot to have a big juicy creative life, of imagination and radical silliness and staring off into space like when you were a kid? It’s going to break your heart. Don’t let this happen.
Anne Lamott (via makethemdream)

So I deleted my Facebook. Well not really my Facebook but my Facebook apps. I have so many things I want to accomplish this summer/year and wasting time on Facebook is not one of them. Why did I keep tumblr? Well I may not post a lot anymore but I find inspiration in many of your posts. So I’ll keep it around.

Summer goals:
Get back to the gym
I’ll say it- lose some weight
Reorganize our second bedroom
Donate some clothes

Year goals
Save some cash
Plan a sweet trip to California
Lose some more weight
Feel happier about life.


Jimmy took an audience member’s suggestion to install 'Big Mouth Lance Bass' and the results are priceless! 






The notes make this really depressing as a guy reading this :(

I think I was about 11 maybe 12. Me and my mum went on a diet together for the first time.

im not even 16 yet and im really…

I was in kindergarten when i realized i wasn’t skinny like the other girls. five years old. 

Quite possibly the best cleanser ever.

Quite possibly the best cleanser ever.




Where’s that gif from the convention of Tazer mocking Sharpy for waving his hair dramatically when he takes off his helmet? I need it because reasons.

This one?